tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8430245182138060252.post5310561899885633388..comments2023-11-03T03:34:41.142-07:00Comments on Chocolate Covered Daydreams: Ever have one of those days??Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04459265311205890622noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8430245182138060252.post-58364470742028885202009-01-14T14:31:00.000-08:002009-01-14T14:31:00.000-08:00Whining doesn't work. I like the reverse mind-meld...Whining doesn't work. I like the reverse mind-meld gotcha trick.<BR/><BR/>For instance...today.<BR/><BR/>Snowed. AGAIN. Hubby had the truck - no, MY TRUCK - at the Police lot and once again won't be home tonight while he is working a file. And it went like this...<BR/><BR/>Hubby: "I won't be home on time again tonight."<BR/>Me: "WHAT? I was hoping you could pick me up after work."<BR/>Hubby: "Sorry."<BR/>Me: "Can you bring the truck here (10 minutes apart downtown) and take the car? I got stuck TWICE last night."<BR/>Hubby: "Now, by stuck do you mean the wheels were spinning or you were actually stuck."<BR/>Me: "Actually stuck."<BR/>Hubby: "Sorry. We have to go do this search warrant. There is a small chance I can make it down..."<BR/>Me: "How small?"<BR/>Hubby: "10%."<BR/>Me: In little voice...this is KEY..."Oh. OK. I'll just park at the bottom of the road and walk home."<BR/>Hubby: "Sorry."<BR/><BR/>Hang up. 10 minutes later phone rings.<BR/><BR/>Hubby: "I've got 30 minutes, meet me in your parkade and I'll take the car."<BR/><BR/>Soooo, you have to let him win...but leave him with something to eat away at his insides till all he can picture is your broken body in an alley. Yep. Works every time.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8430245182138060252.post-15619572359058834782009-01-12T10:40:00.000-08:002009-01-12T10:40:00.000-08:00I never need to whine. All I have to do is say "M...I never need to whine. All I have to do is say "Miiiiiiike" and depending on the inflection I've used, he knows exactly what I want. It's great. I guess 24 years in training are finally starting to pay off.Debzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06782022114303206069noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8430245182138060252.post-40625465657502612452009-01-11T07:38:00.000-08:002009-01-11T07:38:00.000-08:00LOL at Julie!!! HALOL at Julie!!! HAAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8430245182138060252.post-52583843752258134272009-01-10T13:49:00.000-08:002009-01-10T13:49:00.000-08:00LOL I don't think the blog job would work with Boo...LOL I don't think the blog job would work with Boo but maybe the blow job???Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459265311205890622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8430245182138060252.post-6154922090191318542009-01-10T11:45:00.000-08:002009-01-10T11:45:00.000-08:00I am soooo the Queen of whining.I'm the baby of th...I am soooo the Queen of whining.<BR/>I'm the baby of the family and perfected *the whine*.<BR/><BR/>Doesn't always get me what I want though:(<BR/><BR/>Seriously laughing my ass of at Jules. Blogging is now in our sex lives:)travel girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08290964396289493443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8430245182138060252.post-75546982043418361182009-01-10T05:48:00.000-08:002009-01-10T05:48:00.000-08:00Oh.My.Gawd.A "BLOG" job? Jeesh. I meant a blow j...Oh.<BR/><BR/>My.<BR/><BR/>Gawd.<BR/><BR/>A "BLOG" job? Jeesh. I meant a blow job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Julie Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01688319872727995846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8430245182138060252.post-79587152734744656152009-01-10T05:47:00.000-08:002009-01-10T05:47:00.000-08:00Promise him a blog job. It works every time. (Yo...Promise him a blog job. It works every time. (You never actually have to deliver, just the promise alone will get a man to do pretty much anything!)Julie Dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01688319872727995846noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8430245182138060252.post-66279175308440333362009-01-10T05:31:00.000-08:002009-01-10T05:31:00.000-08:00Hahaha, well at least he was doing something. I ob...Hahaha, well at least he was doing something. I obviously stink at whining because I always end up doing things for myself and everyone else in my home. Well oneday I will have a maid, cabana boy, lawn boy (oh,I married him).Wendall Khttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18382808016278985014noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8430245182138060252.post-73725814767854999322009-01-09T22:52:00.000-08:002009-01-09T22:52:00.000-08:00JJBB, Sexy whiny??? I never new whining could be s...JJBB, Sexy whiny??? I never new whining could be sexy. You'll just have to demonstrate how that's done. I just don't see the big picture.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459265311205890622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8430245182138060252.post-39075467700807852832009-01-09T17:50:00.000-08:002009-01-09T17:50:00.000-08:00You have to be sexy whiney. Then they think they ...You have to be sexy whiney. Then they think they might be getting something in return for their deed. Suckahs!!!!jill jill bo billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08559834800523759760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8430245182138060252.post-2201159576605425812009-01-09T17:45:00.000-08:002009-01-09T17:45:00.000-08:00I dunk my granola in a cup of tea before popping i...I dunk my granola in a cup of tea before popping it into my mouth.Veronica Leehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14411581380408080378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8430245182138060252.post-44723474856876086502009-01-09T17:15:00.000-08:002009-01-09T17:15:00.000-08:00Not good at whining, Just giving the "stank face" ...Not good at whining, Just giving the "stank face" and "the silent treatment"<BR/><BR/>Thanks for following.<BR/><BR/>Peace - ReneAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05088944123595868347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8430245182138060252.post-89756897415763893692009-01-09T15:11:00.000-08:002009-01-09T15:11:00.000-08:00LOL, no good at whinning, sorry....LOL, no good at whinning, sorry....Pancakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13793089180808915002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8430245182138060252.post-60729659088917909242009-01-09T14:50:00.000-08:002009-01-09T14:50:00.000-08:00I'm a professional whiner! Just ask Jonathan.Y...I'm a professional whiner! Just ask Jonathan.<BR/><BR/>You have to accentuate certain things, & make them really exaggerated. You also need to perfect the puppy dog look; that'll get him every time. If you're on the phone, you need to be able to do the perfect puppy dog voice.<BR/><BR/>So with all that, it should be like:<BR/><BR/>Baaaaabe, I'm saaaaaddd. My breakfast got ruiiined. & you didn't make me any coffee. :[ (Poke your lip out when you're doing this, that'll help the puppy dog voice along.)<BR/><BR/>If all else fails, squeeze out some tears. HAHA. =]Ev'Yan || apricot tea.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11827234686113919904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8430245182138060252.post-26455268669155817182009-01-09T13:57:00.000-08:002009-01-09T13:57:00.000-08:00I'm quite good at whining but I'm sure there are m...I'm quite good at whining but I'm sure there are many more better than me out there.<BR/><BR/>If I knew what Granola was I could pass comment. It sounds like something I might feed to the gerbils (If I still had them)so I can't for the life of me see why YOU would want to eat that anyway.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com