Only I....
  Only I --- could cut my tongue eating a graham cracker.     Only I --- could be the designated pillow for the kitty.     Only I --- could cry from hearing O Come All Ye Faithful.     Only I --- could eat seaweed for breakfast and convince myself that it is the yummiest snack there is. (Even better than Reeses Puffs Cereal)   .   Only I --- could develop an allergy to fish after 49 years.     Only I --- could have the joy of teaching a classroom of preschool kids in church and hearing them pray.     Only I --- could have an epic fail day in the kitchen while making caramel apples. Note to self --lose the recipe for reverse caramel apples.     Only I --- would get the same guy twice on the phone wanting to commit suicide - AGAIN. This time, though, he was threatening to take out a few people with him. Scary but true.     Only I --- could misunderstand someone that is telling me that they are "packing". She said, "I'm still living here but I'm packing." My re...