Good news! There's a new addition to the hospital that should be arriving this week. His name is Josey. He is a Border Collie, trained to scare the goose away. Supposedly, he's going to save the hospital $40,000.00 in poop clean up fees. Sheesh! I'll clean up some poop for $40,000.
Anyway, we are not to feed Josey, pet Josey, coo or throw a ball to Josey because he is "an employee" and is on the time clock. (I wonder if he gets paid vacation too??? How about sick leave???)
Either, I guess I won't be cooking goose after all.
By the way, these are Canadian geese and are under protection (some sorta eye witness program) but they just don't have a clue why they've all decided to stay here and multiply.
I think that there must be some Viagra in the water or something.