Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Update on Goose Cooking

Good news! There's a new addition to the hospital that should be arriving this week. His name is Josey. He is a Border Collie, trained to scare the goose away. Supposedly, he's going to save the hospital $40,000.00 in poop clean up fees. Sheesh! I'll clean up some poop for $40,000.

Anyway, we are not to feed Josey, pet Josey, coo or throw a ball to Josey because he is "an employee" and is on the time clock. (I wonder if he gets paid vacation too??? How about sick leave???)

Either, I guess I won't be cooking goose after all.

By the way, these are Canadian geese and are under protection (some sorta eye witness program) but they just don't have a clue why they've all decided to stay here and multiply.

I think that there must be some Viagra in the water or something.

11 comments:

Sandi said...

Josey will be a very happy employee. Border Collies LOVE to work.

Tismee2 said...

I'm presuming he won't be running around knocking people over while chasing geese? But wouldn't that be good business for the hospital!

McEwens said...

WOW, I hope the dog is happy chansing geese!

Deb said...

That is so funny!!! Let's hope that the dog doesn't get into the Viagra!

Susan said...

New to your blog but this one made me laugh and remind me of our camping days. Same problem. But geez, never guessed it would cost that to pick up goose poop. Good deal on the dog :)

Jill said...

OMG! You must get a pic of him chasing the geese! Too funny! lmao!

jill jill bo bill said...

Tismee2 is SOOO right. Nothing better get in the way of Josey and the geese. Lawsuits!!!

travel girl said...

I was SO looking forward to geese;)

♥georgie♥ said...

I hope Josey took the benefit package

Veronica Lee said...

I'd love to see pics of the geese and Josey!!

Danica Lynn said...

OMG too funny!!!!

 

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