but they just weren't the ones for me.
I may have been a bit harsh about some of my internet prospects so I've decided that I'm going to list at least one positive about each one, including the juicer.
The Juicer - He was always available and didn't mind watching chick flicks. I could call him at any time and know that he'd pick up the phone.
Dude with Porno Grandma - He had good taste in flowers. (Unless he swiped those from someone's gravesite.) He was very complimentary although he had no fashion sense.
Mini Cooper and 9 Kids man - He was very old fashioned and such a gentleman. He was the kinda guy you could bring home to mama.
Baby Mama Drama Dude - He could sing!!! We'd sing and talk on the phone for hours. He had a great talking voice.....one of those sexy deep voices.
Office McDreamy - Yum! He was adorably sexy in his police uniform. He could arrest me any time he felt like it!
Mr. Principal - He was the most romantic guy I'd ever met and he could cook like there was no tomorrow!! He knew how to say all the right things.
Preacher Man - Honest, God fearing man but a little dull..ooops...I was only talking about the positives.
Fisherman Fantasy - Another sexy man who loved to fish. He knew how to work a fishing pole but didn't have a romantic bone in his body.
In spite of all of those great qualities, the negatives outweighed the positives. There were also many more that I won't even mention. It makes me nauseous just thinking about it.
Once I met my Green Eyes Lover, I knew that I was done looking. It isn't easy though. Being that I'm 45 and he's 49, we are both set in our ways and have certain expectations. Blending those expectations can be a challenge but in the meantime, I'm having a fun and only pulling out my hair every now and then.
Keep on dipping your poles in the water. Eventually, you will get your Catch.
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