Friday, October 24, 2008

All the fishes in the sea...

but they just weren't the ones for me.

I may have been a bit harsh about some of my internet prospects so I've decided that I'm going to list at least one positive about each one, including the juicer.

The Juicer - He was always available and didn't mind watching chick flicks. I could call him at any time and know that he'd pick up the phone.

Dude with Porno Grandma - He had good taste in flowers. (Unless he swiped those from someone's gravesite.) He was very complimentary although he had no fashion sense.

Mini Cooper and 9 Kids man - He was very old fashioned and such a gentleman. He was the kinda guy you could bring home to mama.

Baby Mama Drama Dude - He could sing!!! We'd sing and talk on the phone for hours. He had a great talking of those sexy deep voices.

Office McDreamy - Yum! He was adorably sexy in his police uniform. He could arrest me any time he felt like it!

Mr. Principal - He was the most romantic guy I'd ever met and he could cook like there was no tomorrow!! He knew how to say all the right things.

Preacher Man - Honest, God fearing man but a little dull..ooops...I was only talking about the positives.

Fisherman Fantasy - Another sexy man who loved to fish. He knew how to work a fishing pole but didn't have a romantic bone in his body.

In spite of all of those great qualities, the negatives outweighed the positives. There were also many more that I won't even mention. It makes me nauseous just thinking about it.

Once I met my Green Eyes Lover, I knew that I was done looking. It isn't easy though. Being that I'm 45 and he's 49, we are both set in our ways and have certain expectations. Blending those expectations can be a challenge but in the meantime, I'm having a fun and only pulling out my hair every now and then.

Keep on dipping your poles in the water. Eventually, you will get your Catch.


jill jill bo bill said...

Porno Grandma? You MUST elaborate!!!!

Tismee2 said...

Well who knew there were so many different types of men out there? I thought they were all the same - useless!

So did you spend much time with these guys or was this just one off experiences?

Julie said...

Dammit, now I feel pressure to do the same! LOL

I did feel bad that somebody commented on how I was basically being mean making fun of my Bachelors. Now I'm afraid to talk about any new ones!!!

QallieQ said...

Porno Gram? what does that mean.

love your nicknames for them all :)

georgie said...

I am glad to see you could find the positive in all those whackjobs LOL

McEwens said...

I am SO glad you kept fishing and throwing those guys back! Glad you found your boo

Deb said...

well if your like me - just pull out the gray.


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