Why????

These are things I've been wondering for years....

Why do elderly men pull their pants all the way up to their waists?

Why do we close our eyes when we laugh or sneeze?

Why do people put stuffed animals on the dashboard or backseat of their cars?

Why do men’s and women’s shirts have buttons on the opposite sides?

Why are tampon commercials so dang cheerful?

Why didn’t anyone share some Trix cereal with the Silly Rabbit?

What was the Hokie Pokie really all about?

Are baby carrots cut from regular sized carrots and shaped or are they carrots that never grew up?

Why starve a fever and feed a cold?

Why am I not supposed to cry over spilled milk?