Things I've Learned Thursday...for Friday
1) Bringing home a date for the first time to meet my kids doesn't break a sweat as much as him meeting my puppies for the first time. I had to warn him to wear thick socks just in case.
2) The most annoying sound in the world is someone popping their gum. The sad thing is that they don't hear themselves.
3) I cried inside when I heard about a three year old walking around in 3 inch tiger heels and callling her mom the B word. What is our world coming to?
4) Spring rain is an oxymoron, right????
5) I have fat behind my neck that I didn't know that I had. Maybe that's why my head doesn't turn completely around.
6) Slugs are homeless snails.. Does anyone know where they lay their heads?
7) Denny's is celebrating bacon and has a maple bacon ice cream sundae...sounds interesting to me.
8) Kittens love bubbles, and dog food and opening up closets and hiding and putting their tails in your face when you're trying to sleep. Oh, and kittens also like to pretend that they have no comprehension of what you're saying. Behind those squinty eyes is a kitty that's laughing hysterically.
9) I love to answer a question with a question to irritate some people. (Sorry to Married Boo and Son In Boo, I just can't help it???)
10) Eating bugs is highly nutritious. But why??
What have you learned?
2) The most annoying sound in the world is someone popping their gum. The sad thing is that they don't hear themselves.
3) I cried inside when I heard about a three year old walking around in 3 inch tiger heels and callling her mom the B word. What is our world coming to?
4) Spring rain is an oxymoron, right????
5) I have fat behind my neck that I didn't know that I had. Maybe that's why my head doesn't turn completely around.
6) Slugs are homeless snails.. Does anyone know where they lay their heads?
7) Denny's is celebrating bacon and has a maple bacon ice cream sundae...sounds interesting to me.
8) Kittens love bubbles, and dog food and opening up closets and hiding and putting their tails in your face when you're trying to sleep. Oh, and kittens also like to pretend that they have no comprehension of what you're saying. Behind those squinty eyes is a kitty that's laughing hysterically.
9) I love to answer a question with a question to irritate some people. (Sorry to Married Boo and Son In Boo, I just can't help it???)
10) Eating bugs is highly nutritious. But why??
What have you learned?
Comments
#3 - very sad. Did you hear about the new padded bra's for girls who don't even need a bra yet?
#5 - Hahahaha!
#7 - I like bacon, but this may be carrying things a bit far!
#8 - kittens are so cute they can get away with it!
I learned that black snakes are hard to kill. I ran over one repeatedly while mowin' the yard and he refused to give up the ghost!
God bless ya and have a splendid Easter weekend!!! :o)
#1 too funny
#6 smiles
#10 and some pop with a juicy center, nice huh?
There was a story here last week where a 3 year old was on a roller coaster ALONE in an indoor amusement park. The kid tried climbing out while the ride was moving and he died. Now the parents are suing. Really???! A 3 year old on a roller coaster ALONE???? Insane.
#5 LOL!
#6 :)
Once again, another great TILT list, Simone!
Happy Easter!
But the bacon thing is disgusting. I think that's what probably caused the fat behind all our necks!!!
#3... I watched one episode of Toddlers & Tiaras and I just couldn't believe what I was seeing. The looks they sport and the attitude (esp. of the older ones)... incredible.
Hope you had a happy Easter.
Potato chips are great on ice cream...and on macaroni and cheese.
I couldn't wear heels until I was in junior high, then only on special occasions and only once I could prove I could walk correctly in them.
Blessings,
Jill
Hope you're doing well and had a wonderful Easter!
I loved the post about your sister and her husband. Very inspiring and good to know that there is true love out there. :-)