Things I Learned Thursday
Before I get into this, I have to give a disclaimer...this is not stuff that I learned in one day's time. I'm not that much of a sponge....just pretend to be one! LOL
1) Vinegar spilled on the floor (ie, broken glass decanter, smells like dog barf.
2) Don't pull on a string hanging from my shirt. It may very well be the string that holds the whole shirt together. (Picture this..holding a ball of string that used to be a shirt...not good.)
3) An elderly doctor just taught me this...If you lose some thing and someone else finds it and doesn't return it, I guess it meant that they needed it more. (That explains why my ex husband is in the arms of a 21 year old.)
4) Broccoli and cauliflower are both "flowers" but cauliflower tastes like cow poop. Go figure.
5) He who laughs lasts, makes a fool out of themselves. It's better to end your laugh at the same time as everyone else. If not, you will be considered rude and discourteous.
6) Never take a two year old to a bbq where only adults are present....especially adults who use 3 and 4 letter words often.
7) I can blame my being overweight on my parents. They made me eat all of the food in my plate or else I couldn't get down from the table. I wonder if Jerry Springer needs any new guests on his show??
8) A ham sandwich left in my desk at work for a week doesn't smell spoiled or like salmonella at all.
9) Facebook is a place to remember the people that you I would rather forget.
10) The greatest love, friendship and support can be found on the internet.
1) Vinegar spilled on the floor (ie, broken glass decanter, smells like dog barf.
2) Don't pull on a string hanging from my shirt. It may very well be the string that holds the whole shirt together. (Picture this..holding a ball of string that used to be a shirt...not good.)
3) An elderly doctor just taught me this...If you lose some thing and someone else finds it and doesn't return it, I guess it meant that they needed it more. (That explains why my ex husband is in the arms of a 21 year old.)
4) Broccoli and cauliflower are both "flowers" but cauliflower tastes like cow poop. Go figure.
5) He who laughs lasts, makes a fool out of themselves. It's better to end your laugh at the same time as everyone else. If not, you will be considered rude and discourteous.
6) Never take a two year old to a bbq where only adults are present....especially adults who use 3 and 4 letter words often.
7) I can blame my being overweight on my parents. They made me eat all of the food in my plate or else I couldn't get down from the table. I wonder if Jerry Springer needs any new guests on his show??
8) A ham sandwich left in my desk at work for a week doesn't smell spoiled or like salmonella at all.
9) Facebook is a place to remember the people that you I would rather forget.
10) The greatest love, friendship and support can be found on the internet.
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For #8 Ewww...just ewww.
And I'm with you on Facebook. That's why I refuse to sign up. Those in the past are best left there. We don't have contact for a reason.
I'm cutting down my fb bit by bit... deleted all my albums this weekend. it's like a drug.. you can't go cold turkey at all.