Things I've Learned Thursday

There's a great interview on my other blog, On Being....by Dandy. Please stop in and read it. She's one awesome, fun, gutsy lady!
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On with Things I've Learned Thursday...

1) There should be a 12 step program for dogs. I have one that needs intervention for paw licking. Another one is addicted to ice. The ice dispenser goes off and he comes flying to the fridge.

2)Drug usage can mess up the vocal cords - i.e., Whitney Houston.

3) Blog drama equals lots of hits but trust me, it's not worth it!

4) Neutering a puppy will cause him to have a sudden awareness of one particular body part...his wee wee. He didn't even give it the time of day until after chopping off his goods. Let's just say that there's a wee wee obsession going on.

5) I need to take dream interpretation classes. All night long I dreamed of dirty feet. What does that mean??? (By the way, my feet are totally clean!)

6) I'm totally jazzed about two upcoming magazine interviews that I have with Teena Marie and one of the Biggest Loser ladies.

7) I've been craving cheesecake...does that mean that I'm deficient in cream cheese??

8) Disneyland is no longer the most Happiest Place On Earth. It's now a place for only the rich and famous. If Walt Disney were alive still, he'd probably be willing to take food stamps as an entry fee...just so that every kid could experience Disneyland.

9) Where did the term Aunt Flo come from? Personally, she isn't any relative of mine...because I don't dig on having someone visit me once a month just to make my life miserable.

10) Whoopi Goldberg has written a really cute children's easy reader called Sugar Plum Ballerinas. If you have a little girl, definitely check it out. She's much more polite and not so much of a smart alec as Junie B. Jones (which according to librarians has tainted children across the world into having a lack of respect for authority figures.)

So, what have you learned??? Spill it!!