Some of you are already experiencing Tuesday but for two more hours, it is Monday so I can moan and whine all I want.
Today is one of those days where I can seriously tell myself, I'm too old for this!
This is the recap of the day:
Dirty contact lens taken out to clean, went down the drain
Baby Boo peed in her pants not once, not twice but three times today. Bribing her with Princess Tianna fruit snacks DID NOT work.
Went to Sam's Club praying that I could get fitted for another pair of contacts. Result: Sam Club is closing in my area because they haven't made enough money to remain open. End result: Still wearing dorky thick glasses
Came home to two year old gloating that she "had meat" while I was gone because "Daddy gave it to me". Sidenote...Baby Boo doesn't go nuts over candy or sweets but meat. She can eat meat for days. She could probably eat a whole cow in one sitting. The other day, she ate all of the meat out of a lunchable, begged for mine and then her dad's. When she doesn't get her way she whines, "Pleassssse". So, she waited until I walked out the door and worked her begging magic.
Went to the store with Baby Boo only for her to embarrass me by saying that the kid having a tantrum next to us, needed his mommy to spank him for "him being bad".
Cleaned two gigantic fish that I caught which took me almost two hours...while prying Play Doh out of 10 month old puppy's mouth. (He'll be pooping in colors for a few days.)
Got into debate with above mentioned two year old over her not liking but "loving" Sponge Bob because he's her "best friend".
Got into another debate because two year old doesn't want to go to library school tomorrow because she "doesn't want to be smart". (Her exact words).
I am wrung out. Please don't tell me "this too shall pass" because while it's here, it sure ain't fun!!
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