Said by a Three Year Old

I've relived the embarrassment of a three year old all over again. Baby Boo and I were shopping at Walmart. I think that is the worst store for embarrassing moments with her and I. This elderly lady passes by in a pair of leopard print pants and Baby Boo points to her and says, "Momo, why she wearing that? That pants? Ewww, that's ugly." I was mortified. I scolded her immediately and told her that it wasn't nice to make someone feel bad by what she said. Her reply? "Well, I still don't like it."
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Said to Boo after kissing Baby Boo, "Daddy, you need to shave that hair on your mouth. It hurts my face."
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Baby Boo announces at the table, "I farted. I always fart when I eat." She sniffs for a minute and says, "It don't smell, it went in the seat."
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Said to Single Boo who was reading her a story about a boy milking a cow, "Why is that boy making that cow pee in that bowl?"
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After taking my picture with her Mickey Mouse camera, I asked if I looked like Mickey Mouse. She said, "You don't look like Mickey Mouse, you look like Momo."
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I love when they make little discoveries too. She wanted to know where her ice went after because it disappeared in her cup. She accused the dogs of eating her ice. I explained to her that it melted and turned into water. She thought the concept was the coolest thing and does nothing but talk about it.
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