1) Horns honk in the key of F and toilets flush in the key of F flat.
2) I will not cut my hair by myself...no matter how tempting and how bad it is...I will wait until my daughter moves out here. My hair says, "thank you". (Hurry up January 31st.)
3) When I get nervous, my nose runs.
4) This is the year where I learn not to push aside my wants, feelings and emotions. This is the year of loving me!
5) I hate ice storms...especially when it comes to driving around in it.
6) Richard Simmons may be a nice guy but I'm just not attracted to him. (That's another post for another day on dating.)
7) I totally hate when I see someone litter. I cross a line between saying something or picking up the trash they tossed or both.
8) Maybe I'm dating myself but are the lyrics to songs getting worse? You're on my heart like a tattoo???? Are you serious??
9) I have a new appreciation for Fridays.
10) I don't understand the changing of astrological signs. Why can't we just leave well enough alone?
What have you learned?