Things I've Learned Thursday
I haven't been to visit all of you and I apologize. I've been without a computer and still, without one.....keep reading for more info.
1) Time may fly by when you’re having fun but it drags when all hell breaks loose.
2) On the 27th day of October, my true love handed me, one Kleenex for crying, one blown head gasket, one fried computer, one chewed up cell phone, two burned fingers, one paper cut and a cute puppy grinning ear to ear.
3) I will never attempt to make kale chips again. If left in a freezer bag, by the next morning, it turns into spinach. (And tastes like cow poop.)
4) Why oh why are Christmas lights and decorations up already? I'm SO not humored.
5) Oregonians refer to women as "gals". It takes some getting used to.
6) Every now and then, I have an extreme urge to either rob a bank or to do a money dance. (You know the kind where for no explained reason, it begins to rain money?)
7) My favorite white noise lately is the trains going down the tracks. Although, when the conductor leans on the horn, that's not exactly pleasant.
8) I'm so thankful for the fall...the leaves in all of their colorful glory and the biggest reason...caramel apples!
9) Dogs are happiest when they smell their worst!
10) Having a discussion with a three year old made my day. He greeted me first with, "Hellllloooo!" and then, "Me's Parker." Then, pointing to his dad, "Him's names Daddy."
What have you learned?
1) Time may fly by when you’re having fun but it drags when all hell breaks loose.
2) On the 27th day of October, my true love handed me, one Kleenex for crying, one blown head gasket, one fried computer, one chewed up cell phone, two burned fingers, one paper cut and a cute puppy grinning ear to ear.
3) I will never attempt to make kale chips again. If left in a freezer bag, by the next morning, it turns into spinach. (And tastes like cow poop.)
4) Why oh why are Christmas lights and decorations up already? I'm SO not humored.
5) Oregonians refer to women as "gals". It takes some getting used to.
6) Every now and then, I have an extreme urge to either rob a bank or to do a money dance. (You know the kind where for no explained reason, it begins to rain money?)
7) My favorite white noise lately is the trains going down the tracks. Although, when the conductor leans on the horn, that's not exactly pleasant.
8) I'm so thankful for the fall...the leaves in all of their colorful glory and the biggest reason...caramel apples!
9) Dogs are happiest when they smell their worst!
10) Having a discussion with a three year old made my day. He greeted me first with, "Hellllloooo!" and then, "Me's Parker." Then, pointing to his dad, "Him's names Daddy."
What have you learned?
Comments
#10 made me laugh!
(Kale chips? Really!?)
I hope all your mishaps are over and it rains money so you can dance!
Have a wonderful weekend! ((hugs))
Rain money??? Now that's a dance I'll have to learn.
"His name is Daddy", now that one's precious!!!
I fear we 'gal' 'round here all the time!
I always have a blast at your Thursday party!
Have a fantastically blessed weekend sweetie and oh...the dog thing...soooooo true! :o)
HELLLOOOOOOO GAL !!
My white noise is military fighter jets flying overhead. (I live about 7 miles from a Marine/Navy Air station.)
I agree with Sweet Tea. Now I have to go for comfort. Could be, wearing heels for 30 years did me in.
Have a great weekend!
Blessings,
Jill
I was at the mall today and sure enough, Christmas was starting. But, being that it is such work to get ready for, I guess I understand it. I used to work retail and it nearly killed us to ready for Christmas sales.
Hang in there. xo jj
You always share the BEST lessons! I have sympathy for you, but get a good laugh, too.
Sorry about your lastest breakdowns and injuries. Hope everything is on the mend. How are you managing without your computer! :)
When you get it up and going, drop by my blog to see my one-liner thanks (to you) for the book that I won in your give-away some time ago. Who knew that it would be some of the inspiration for my post. :)